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25 October 2011

I Figured Out Why ...

I figured out why we don't use watermelons for jack-o-lanterns.

Maybe it's the sugar, but man!, when watermelons rot, they reek!


Just thought I'd warn you.

05 October 2011

I Wonder Why it's Always Pumpkins

I feel like other fruit or vegetable rinds would make excellent jack-o-lanterns, now that we only keep 'em around for a week or so.

For example, the summerfruit watermelon. I think next year, for my late-June birthday, we'll have a watermelon eating contest, but you'll have to eat what you can in teams of 4 with spoons out of a rind. Then we'll carve 'em afterwards!


'Kay bye.